Man Repeller X Oyster Magazine 

Man Repeller is very good at the internet. So is Yimmy Yayo. It seemed like a match made in e-heaven, then, that he would shoot her at her New York apartment for Oyster Magazine Issue #101: Let’s get Digital. In this particular editorial, she shows off her favorite accessories and the rest of us get jealous. See the shoot above and read her imaginary dating profile below.

Username: Hot Gun.
Looking for: Manufactured companionship.
Age: 23 by birth, 65 by nature.
Location: Originally from a womb but have spent most of my life in NY.
Profession: Man Repelling.
Smoking habits: Null and void.
Want children: Sure, if they’re not my own.
Drinking habits: Wine > water.
Diet: Tuna sandwiches exclusively.
Pets: My arms are fairly hairy?
Perfect first date: Nunchucking innocent pedestrians in Central Park, followed by paninis.
Ideal relationship: Manifests via Facebook.
What I’ve learnt from past relationships: Don’t trust anyone you meet on Facebook.
Music: Crystal Fighters, Dracula Palms, Frank Sinatra.
Movies and TV: Bend It Like Beckham and Seinfeld.
Sports: Hair ironing.

(Source: oystermag.com)